Talking Tape Measure
Talking Tape Measure

Height of a pole?
Two math professors are arguing about how to determine the height of a pole. They talk about measuring angles etc and the most accurate way of knowing how tall this pole really is. At the height of their argument, an english professor walks by. "What on earth are you arguing about?" He asked.
"We want to know the height of this pole."Says one professor. "And we are trying to work out the best way of finding out."
The english professor goes up to the pole, pulls it out of the ground, lays it flat and measures it with a tape measure. "It's exactly 3 metres." He says, before replacing it and walking away.
"English professors!" laughs one of the math ones. "They're so stupid. We ask for the height and he gives us the length!"
LOL Thats good ...That would be somthing my professor would do!
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